Here's how you may or may not make $24.32 from Barns

Here comes the "come-on" part

We are not going to bribe anybody to participate in what is the most unique, most entertaining, most relevant, most irreverent, least narcissistic, most fun, most narcissistic, most intelligent, most aberrant, least PC, most informative, least self-conscious, most, moster, mostest place of expression and intelligent conflict for bright people in the entertainment and information world!

But....we are quality prostitutes and, slaves to our marketing instincts.

So, to make good on our admittedly veiled promise and to be on the righteous side of all regulatory agencies, once a month or until we change our minds about all this, we will pick one new sign up among all joining us on Ctoads™ that month and declare him or her a lucky dog and winner of $24.32. We will notifiy the winner by email and once he or she acknowledges their immense good fortune, we will reluctantly send them a check for $24.32. If he or she does not acknowledge that notification with 7 days of its mailing date, we will consider it a windfall for us and keep the money! Nah. Probably use the $24.32 to help feed homeless kids, Barns being a soft touch on that.

Here comes the lawyer stuff. No purchase of any kind required to necessary. Must be 21 years old or over to win. You must sign up and your sign up must be complete and valid as required by Ctoads™. You must supply a valid email address at the time you sign up. Barns makes the rules and they are as aforelisted in their entirety. We reserve the right to change the rules at any time without notification to anybody or cancel this promotion at any time, for any reason whatsoever, including no reason at all.