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  1. Barns MAKES THE RULES !
  2. You don't have to be kind, considerate or politically correct. Barns certainly wont be! But: don't be stupid, oblique, sophomoric, don't obfuscate and don't be gratuitous about anything (except hyper successful yet tortured souls)..
  3. If you have to look up any of the words in rule #2, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET ALONG WITH YOUR FELLOW CROAKERS AND WITH ME!
  4. PROFANITY is the effort of a feeble mind to express itself forcefully. Thus, it is reserved for me! If YOU are profane, YOU WILL BE DUMPED!
  5. Be smart and creative. Not just clever!
  6. If you have a vendetta, take it someplace else. Hire a lawyer!
  7. You have to be brief and to the point!  If you want to, you CAN post the MAGNA CARTA or the complete works of Somerset Maugham with links to wherever if you want to – assuming you can afford to do that! We will charge you!
  8. Tell us who you are! Give us somebody else's name or information or Mickey Mouse stuff?  Bad karma! Better read up on the bible, torah, kur'an, kojiki, Suramgamasamadhisutra, Confucious or Mao's little red book. Your croakes™ will be as anonymous as you choose (under some no doubt clever “username” you pick).
  9. Have to give us your email address.  We will talk to you by email... if your are worth our while! Give us a Mickey Mouse email address and we will set your sorry behind afloat forever.  And tell your closest 1.2 million friends that you are spineless.
  10. TELL US WHAT YOU REALLY THINK AND FEEL! PICK A FIGHT WITH Barns OR ANY OTHER CROAKER™! POST YOUR ERUDITE STUFF ON TOP OF ANY OTHER POST YOU LOVE OR LOVE TO HATE OR YOU JUST WANT TO MESS WITH!

    WE ARE EQUAL OPPORTUNITY CYNICS HERE!!

  11. See rule #1?  Don’t like it?  You’ll get all of Barns' size 13 attitude up YOUR attitude.
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1 Barns $1,250.00 vs. $39,000,000,000.00 ($39 Billion). Barns has again had as house guest a senior U.S. …
2 Barns STALIN IS #1 FAVORITE IN RUSSIA !! And Tom Cruise … For some really painful also meaningful historical perspective - one …
3 Barns JDIMYTAI DAMOUR OF QUEENS, NY, WAS KILLED BY SAVAGE BARGAIN … Hmmmm. Perhaps the victim's family needs a really good advocate....
4 Barns JDIMYTAI DAMOUR OF QUEENS, NY, WAS KILLED BY SAVAGE BARGAIN … There is blame to go about, all around.I am unclear …
5 Barns MICHAEL JACKSON SCREWS THE POOCH! AGAIN .... Perhaps if Jackson loses this lawsuit, the foolish Sheik can …
6 Barns I DON'T SEE ANY HANDCUFFS! DO YOU? A hearty AMEN to that, brother. At least you and …
7 Barns BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR .... Hey Pilgrim.Noble position.What exactly do you see as the "right …
8 Barns TAKE A DEEP BREATH ..... And some serious law enforcement - handcuffs for the greedy …
9 Barns TAKE A DEEP BREATH ..... Time will tell IF and HOW MUCH the Obama govt. …
10 Barns SIGNAL LEFT, TURN RIGHT: DRIVE CAREFULLY !! The most glaring contrast is the quality of the two …
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