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  3. If you have to look up any of the words in rule #2, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET ALONG WITH YOUR FELLOW CROAKERS AND WITH ME!
  4. PROFANITY is the effort of a feeble mind to express itself forcefully. Thus, it is reserved for me! If YOU are profane, YOU WILL BE DUMPED!
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1 Grizz STALIN IS #1 FAVORITE IN RUSSIA !! And Tom Cruise … ....Then one day a year or so down the track, …
2 Grizz STALIN IS #1 FAVORITE IN RUSSIA !! And Tom Cruise … The Question I must ask is, Will History be allowed …
3 Grizz $1,250.00 vs. $39,000,000,000.00 ($39 Billion). They may very well appreciate your efforts, But at what …
4 Grizz $1,250.00 vs. $39,000,000,000.00 ($39 Billion). Hopefully Mr Obama has the cajonies to step up and …
5 Grizz $1,250.00 vs. $39,000,000,000.00 ($39 Billion). Seasons Greetings to all.As I've said Repeatedly The only way …
6 Grizz BYE, BYE PRESIDENT DUBYA !! The rest of the world already wonder how he survived …
7 Grizz STALIN IS #1 FAVORITE IN RUSSIA !! And Tom Cruise … Singer/Cruise aren't worth spending time on, they are a true …
8 Grizz TAKE A DEEP BREATH ..... President Elect Barrack Obama Hmmmmm....Will we all Regret YOUR decision?? …
9 Grizz SIGNAL LEFT, TURN RIGHT: DRIVE CAREFULLY !! Couldn't have said it better myself !!I don't think it …
10 Grizz TRUTH OR DARE ? From out here ,And all joking aside ,who ever win …
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