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1 Narratives HEAVY PEOPLE TO PAY EXTRA TO GET ON AIRPLANES! If a person is beyond a maximum threshold, then he …
2 Narratives HEAVY PEOPLE TO PAY EXTRA TO GET ON AIRPLANES! Maybe I would or wouldn't. Who knows how the airlines …
3 Narratives HEAVY PEOPLE TO PAY EXTRA TO GET ON AIRPLANES! Not if you're not charged more because you file some …
4 Narratives HEAVY PEOPLE TO PAY EXTRA TO GET ON AIRPLANES! I never said I had a small ass. Funny how …
5 Narratives HEAVY PEOPLE TO PAY EXTRA TO GET ON AIRPLANES! 've argued cogently and have yet to see anything similar …
6 Narratives HEAVY PEOPLE TO PAY EXTRA TO GET ON AIRPLANES! Unacceptable post attempted
7 Narratives HEAVY PEOPLE TO PAY EXTRA TO GET ON AIRPLANES! I am serious about obese people paying more for a …
8 Narratives HEAVY PEOPLE TO PAY EXTRA TO GET ON AIRPLANES! Well, I guess if it's close, there should be a …
9 Narratives HEAVY PEOPLE TO PAY EXTRA TO GET ON AIRPLANES! Depends why they're eyeballing me. If weight is a requirement …
10 Narratives HEAVY PEOPLE TO PAY EXTRA TO GET ON AIRPLANES! If you're obese enough to be called out, then maybe …
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