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43 Posts by federer

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1 federer HEAVY PEOPLE TO PAY EXTRA TO GET ON AIRPLANES! I think that people who are obese should pay more …
2 federer GLOBAL WARMING: FACT, FICTION, REAL BUT FOR THE "WRONG" REASONS? Barnes: you disappoint me. Global warming is real and is …
3 federer BARNS ACCOSTED BY PAPARAZZI IN B.H., CA! PICTURES, VIDEO, YELLING … We're voyeurs living vicariously through the lives of the rich …
4 federer On Ctoads ... THROW UP! It's a sad day for humanity when a demigod is …
5 federer On Ctoads ... THROW UP! Dont' believe the propoganda on Al Jazeera. Israel could be …
6 federer RAPE IS NOT AS BAD AS CRUELTY TO ANIMALS !! People say and do stupid things. We've got to develop …
7 federer SUICIDE BOMBERS FOR SALE !!! In the late 1800's there was a worldwide anarchy movement. …
8 federer GET STONED TO DEATH BY/IN IRAN! Iran/Pakistan/Saudi Arabia/the entire Mid-East except for Israel has timelocked itself …
9 federer ALERT: NEW PROSTITOTS WANTED! This tired and besides, most of the prostitots are in …
10 federer BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND: IF THE ELECTION WERE HELD TODAY, … I think we're looking at Clinton/Gingrich two extremely smart losers …
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