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11 Posts by headnut

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1 headnut I DON'T SEE ANY HANDCUFFS! DO YOU? We can't shoot them here. We have to jail them. …
2 headnut This gem from 'Spinner', Sherman Oaks, CA.AIG Execs PROCEED WITH … The FBI should have raided their party and arrested all …
3 headnut GO POUND SAND! MESSAGE TO KING FAHD OF SAUDI ARABIA! Hey. If he French can figure out how to dispose …
4 headnut GO POUND SAND! MESSAGE TO KING FAHD OF SAUDI ARABIA! Finally somebody is voicing what we all think. Elect the …
5 headnut IS HILLARY CLINTON'S PRESIDENTIAL BID STILL ALIVE? IS HER PRESIDENTIAL … Hey. there is no beef "there." The beef, if there …
6 headnut On Ctoads ...NEWSWEEK MAY HAVE BORROWED THIS WEEK'S FRONT COVER … You people have no fear of god. I don't understand …
7 headnut UN-AMERICAN MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE !! Not going to happen! This is very cheap entertainment. I …
8 headnut WARNING: DO NOT GO OUT TO LUNCH OR DINNER TODAY … All you stated is true. I could not agree more. …
9 headnut WARNING: DO NOT GO OUT TO LUNCH OR DINNER TODAY … We need the illegals! This economy will crumble from increased …
10 headnut LOSE 10 LBS. IN 3 DAYS ON THE ROSIE O.D. … Forgot to add that she is also very rich and …
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