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1 smidgen UUUUUGLY !!!! high school? grade school! even I remember how we used …
2 smidgen UUUUUGLY !!!! Unacceptable post attempted
3 smidgen SARAH PALIN. By popular demand .... I thought Obama was running against McCain. Oops.
4 smidgen SARAH PALIN. By popular demand .... she is one mccain heart attack away from being the …
5 smidgen CHINA, LIKE HITLER DID, DOES IT "RIGHT", YOU FOOLS! Read … It still just breaks my heart that they replaced the …
6 smidgen 2 OF 3 OF US ARE OVERWEIGHT! Doesn't bother me. There are PLENTY of food options should …
7 smidgen 2 OF 3 OF US ARE OVERWEIGHT! Unacceptable post attempted
8 smidgen YOUR LAPTOP IS GONE! I understand they do a thorough search on your bookmarks …
9 smidgen MAN SELLING PHONY CRACK COCAINE GETS BUSTED! TOO MANY COMPLAINTS … Oh, so that's how you get drugs on an airplane. …
10 smidgen PEOPLE GETTING SICK EATING MEXICAN FOOD?? UNHEARD OF!! Like Mexico, the US needs tequila on tap. Guaranteed that …
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