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the lesson...pontiacs and b...

smidgen — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:43:59 GMT

the lesson...pontiacs and buicks should never have existed in the first place! ew. hummers should be illegal. but cadi's and saabs are pretty hot, i support a bailout for those,specifically, if they introduce hybrids fo em. keeps some people employed and america has some decent looking cars on the road. Topic: $1,250.00 vs. $39,000,000,000.00 ($39 Billion).

high school? grade school!...

smidgen — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:54:05 GMT
high school? grade school! even I remember how we used to pick teams for three flies up.... competence meant nothing next to being cute. No, really, Andy's notion is pretty solid. If nothing else, the nations perception of Obama=Change is positive and if he continues to rally and motivate the people...not so bad. Topic: UUUUUGLY !!!!

high school? grade school!...

smidgen — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:53:35 GMT
high school? grade school! even I remember how we used to pick teams for three flies up.... competence meant nothing next to being cute. barns, to answer your "how could they" question, and i think you would agree, McCain is old and probably figures he can go out with a bang :-) No, really, Andy's notion is pretty solid. If nothing else, the nations perception of Obama=Change is positive and if he continues to rally and motivate the people...not so bad. Topic: UUUUUGLY !!!!

I thought Obama was running...

smidgen — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:57:04 GMT
I thought Obama was running against McCain. Oops. Topic: SARAH PALIN. By popular demand ....

she is one mccain heart att...

smidgen — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:15:31 GMT
she is one mccain heart attack away from being the leader of the free world.....scary. Topic: SARAH PALIN. By popular demand ....

It still just breaks my hea...

smidgen — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:25:22 GMT
It still just breaks my heart that they replaced the opening ceremony singer with a "cuter" girl :-( China said it was for the "national interest." Picture-perfect games, absolutely. Picture perfect-country, hell no. Sickening. Topic: CHINA, LIKE HITLER DID, DOES IT "RIGHT", YOU FOOLS! Read on ...

Doesn't bother me. There a...

smidgen — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:37:44 GMT
Doesn't bother me. There are PLENTY of food options should your nearest McD's cease to exist. If you are going to "fail," fail by making a conscious effort to buy bad-for-you foods at the market. Child obesity is on the rise, children are our future right? Let's think about what they have access to first, then complain quietly when we can't easily come by a yummy quarter pounder. Topic: 2 OF 3 OF US ARE OVERWEIGHT!

It doesn't bother me so muc...

smidgen — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:36:42 GMT
It doesn't bother me so much. There are PLENTY of food options should your nearest McD's cease to exist. If you are going to "fail," fail by making a conscious effort at the market to buy bad-for-you foods and fry too much oil in your own pan. Child obesity is on the rise, and children are our future right? Let's think about what they have access to first, then complain quietly when we can't easily come by a yummy quarter pounder. Topic: 2 OF 3 OF US ARE OVERWEIGHT!

I understand they do a thor...

smidgen — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:28:11 GMT
I understand they do a thorough search on your bookmarks and recently viewed items. Those of you pervy types may want to "clear your history" if you want to hold on to your significant others... That said, I still don't understand how computer content is of concern when compared to the really scary things people could try to get on board an airplane. The focus is a little whack on this one.... Topic: YOUR LAPTOP IS GONE!

Oh, so that's how you get d...

smidgen — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:09:41 GMT
Oh, so that's how you get drugs on an airplane. Smart cookie.... Topic: MAN SELLING PHONY CRACK COCAINE GETS BUSTED! TOO MANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT HIS PRODUCT!

Like Mexico, the US needs t...

smidgen — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:19:32 GMT
Like Mexico, the US needs tequila on tap. Guaranteed that stuff kills 90% of the bacteria you ingest. So eat some salsa here at home, or anywhere south of the border, and wash it down with a little patron. P.S. Patron isn't a Mexican tequila. It's manufactured in Vegas! Come on America, there is MUCH money to be made in the easiest home remedy known to man. No prescription required. ...just a few limes. Topic: PEOPLE GETTING SICK EATING MEXICAN FOOD?? UNHEARD OF!!

Like Mexico, the United Sta...

smidgen — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:17:20 GMT
Like Mexico, the United States needs tequila on tap. Guaranteed that that stuff kills 90% of the bacteria you ingest. So if you eat some salsa here at home, or any where south of the border, wash it down with a little patron. You'll be fine. P.S. Patron is not a mexican tequila. It's manufactured in Vegas! America needs to catch up here. There is MUCH money to be made in the easiest home remedy known to man. No prescription required. ...just a few limes. Topic: PEOPLE GETTING SICK EATING MEXICAN FOOD?? UNHEARD OF!!

Yeah, I guess it also takes...

smidgen — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:25:59 GMT
Yeah, I guess it also takes law enforcement officials labeling the grove a "crime scene" so that they too can get attention. The protester poo-slinging cracks me up, actually. How do you gain support for your cause when you do that?! Come on people. Topic: This from 'CAC', Los Angeles, California.
TREE SITTING? JUST LET GO ALREADY! GIVE THE BEAVERS THEIR HOME BACK!

Just a side note...a topic ...

smidgen — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:52:58 GMT
Just a side note...a topic that loosely touches on lasting erections and a handful of women are the first to respond. Shocker. Topic: VIAGRA and CIALIS aka VITAMIN "V" , ARE REGULARLY FOUND IN URINE SAMPLES OF WORLD CLASS ATHLETES!

The question is exactly whi...

smidgen — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:50:22 GMT
The question is exactly which performance do these want to enhance? Someone needs to get on manufacturing new jock cups asap. Big money people, big. Topic: VIAGRA and CIALIS aka VITAMIN "V" , ARE REGULARLY FOUND IN URINE SAMPLES OF WORLD CLASS ATHLETES!

yeah, soon we'll probably g...

smidgen — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:01:02 GMT
yeah, soon we'll probably get charged for optional pubic area pixelation if we wish to further protect our privacy from those screeners or anyone waiting to post images on some new airport scanner fetish site. Topic: HEAVY PEOPLE TO PAY EXTRA TO GET ON AIRPLANES!

Yeah. A world with out tom...

smidgen — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:47:57 GMT
Yeah. A world with out tomatoes really bites. ...which inevitably means I will pay an arm and a leg to get the upcoming "good ones" the same way I pay for gas these days. Arg. Topic: LOOOOOOVE MY TOMATOES !!

They'll just start charging...

smidgen — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 17:36:51 GMT
They'll just start charging the heavyweights for peanuts and give the freebie bags to the anorexics. Topic: HEAVY PEOPLE TO PAY EXTRA TO GET ON AIRPLANES!

I think that if lightweight...

smidgen — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 17:34:00 GMT
I think that if lightweights are encouraged, favored, and eventually the norm (after Barns publishes the Airline Diet of course), then I shouldn't have to pay an additional $50 for the additional 3lbs of my over-the-per-passenger-limit, "heavy" suitcase.... Topic: HEAVY PEOPLE TO PAY EXTRA TO GET ON AIRPLANES!

Perspective. Reminds you t...

smidgen — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:25:24 GMT
Perspective. Reminds you to count your blessings, be kind to people, not to sweat the small stuff, to listen to others, keep vanity at bay, to be less cynical and strive for happiness always. Topic: THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD GO YOU.....

Scrap Angie and throw in An...

smidgen — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 22:35:23 GMT
Scrap Angie and throw in Anna's lawyer/wannabe baby daddy Howard! He falls into the stupid and outrageous categories. All I can say about him is EW! Topic: THE 2 STUPIDEST AND/OR THE 2 THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS PEOPLE IN THE WORLD IN THE PAST 50 YEARS!

If you are not doing anythi...

smidgen — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:45:31 GMT
If you are not doing anything illegal...let it go. If keeping an eye on me going about my daily business keeps me and my family safe, awright. Topic: BIG BROTHER IS LISTENING AND WATCHING!! DO YOU CARE ??

Bono for president! And it�...

smidgen — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:42:06 GMT
Bono for president! And it’s not the first time I have mentioned that on Ctoads… Arguably, he has a voice in the world that is more powerful than our candidates. He has surely met with more international politicians than our candidates. He has likely raised more money for causes than our candidates. And he's a knight... Nuff said. Topic: YOU PICK THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE U.S. !!

I am with you all the way o...

smidgen — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:32:52 GMT
I am with you all the way on this one. Yawn, sigh. Backbiter, I would say there is a 50/50 among the audience. Those who loved it and those who hated it. The more praise it got, the more I hated it. It wasn't a movie that provoked happiness, thought, wonder, inspiration, love, hatred or sadness. I just left the theater feeling...weird, and I don't like that. Topic: NO COUNTRY FOR THIS OLD MAN !

Tommy Lee Jones is good at ...

smidgen — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:28:15 GMT
Tommy Lee Jones is good at what he does...which is an actor who plays the same character 100% of time. So when you pay him a compliment, let's be honest and specific about it. Tommy Lee was GREAT as Tommy Lee doing what Tommy Lee does. Topic: NO COUNTRY FOR THIS OLD MAN !

um....the terminator for pr...

smidgen — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 02:42:24 GMT
um....the terminator for president? half man,half machine, not american and has good aim.... Topic: ASTOUNDING INHUMANITY EVEN FOR THOSE ANIMALS !!

"Gutless cowards" uses much...

smidgen — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:16:46 GMT
"Gutless cowards" uses much less profanity than I would spew out over this disgusting display of extremism! Like you, I am not quite sure where to begin expressing my reaction but I agree that taking the lives of those f-ers is both necessary but still doesn't do justice to their ugly slaughtering. To conquer them I believe we would have to think and act like them. I am not prepared to do that... Topic: ASTOUNDING INHUMANITY EVEN FOR THOSE ANIMALS !!

2 dollar beers. Nuff said ...

smidgen — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:14:45 GMT
2 dollar beers. Nuff said :-) Topic: This gem from 'Backbiter', West Hollywood, Ca.
THE UNITED STATES OF NORTH AMERICA: U.S. and Mexico Merge!

For the record, I am not so...

smidgen — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:11:41 GMT
For the record, I am not sold on any candidate just yet. The republican debate proved scarily infantile the other night, and we witnessed a teenage sword fight among old men. Clinton Pres / Obama VP. Crazy? It'll never happen but I would consider it if it might save us from the curmudgeons. Topic: BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND: IF THE ELECTION WERE HELD TODAY, WHO WOULD WIN ??CHECK OUT ALL THE TERRIFIC/FUN POSTS ON THIS TOPIC ALREADY!

I have been betrayed, decei...

smidgen — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 01:58:44 GMT
I have been betrayed, deceived, had my confidence violated etc. I choose to deal with it differently than most. Sure, a 24 hour period of venting, swearing and tears usually ensues. Beyond that, I tend to think that the betrayer has more severe troubles than I. It takes a disturbed individual to be utterly disloyal to another. I feel sad for that person and then go to bed content with myself. Topic: BETRAYALS !!!!

We should all be crying a l...

smidgen — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 23:08:21 GMT
We should all be crying a little bit right now, no? Her tear was just a detail, women like that...true. The question is whether or not we need HEART in the office at this time. HEART vs. BALLS vs. PAGEANTRY should make an appearance on the ballots. Topic: HILLARY PUNKS EVERY MAJOR POLL IN NEW HAMPSHIRE ! OR ... DID SHE PUNK ALL OF YOU ??

Oh Madame Pomp, he didn’t...

smidgen — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:59:16 GMT
Oh Madame Pomp, he didn’t stop there. He is having Brit’s parents on his show! I hope he barrages them with censure for being such failures as parents. But he really should be a guest on his own segment called Moving Passed A Celebrity Obsession. I actually don’t mind the media coverage of this because it offers a viewing option over the annoyingly positive ‘concession’ speeches broadcast on repeat! Topic: DR. PHIL ENDS WAR IN IRAQ !!

Ay yay yay. P69, you shoul...

smidgen — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 21:06:55 GMT
Ay yay yay. P69, you should really get out of here before human x-ray scanners become standard at the airport too. I hear they have security value that matches any solid strip search. Topic: 219,000 PICTURES OF YOU, DIGITIZED, SAVED & SEARCHABLE!

MJ will never fade. In fac...

smidgen — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 20:59:22 GMT
MJ will never fade. In fact, when he passes, his celebrity will likely live on and larger! He is a diseased soul who is clearly immune to criticism. It's a shame because he was always a phenomenal entertainer. But I don't think he has lost his mind...it's questionable whether he ever really had one! Topic: MICHAEL JACKSON: THE 25th ANNIVERSARY OF "THRILLER". ARGUABLY THE GREATEST POP ALBUM OF ALL TIME.

apparently there were "100"...

smidgen — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 06:28:48 GMT
apparently there were "100" others who came forward to put her away for the rest of her life and the word "abuse" is being used relentlessly. I don't know how to respond to this. Except that it's really funny that this nun was a member of the Sisters of MERCY of the Americas. Ha ha. Topic: On Ctoads .... This gem with FUN help from 'Mac 'n'Cheese, Studio City, Ca.
79 YEAR OLD NUN GOING TO JAIL FOR SLEEPING WITH 13 YEAR OLD BOYS, 45 YEARS AGO!!!

Find yourself trusting a ca...

smidgen — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 22:22:52 GMT
Find yourself trusting a candidate for “righteous” reasons? HUGE red flag! To scratch the surface of my views, never trust a contender if their lips have never touched alcohol. Oh, and definitely trust Kucinich. He and his alien friends will do a fine job. Topic: On Ctoads ... This gem from 'Peace69', Los Angeles. Ca.
TRUST OUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES!! NOT ....

Agreed. The will of one per...

smidgen — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:46:08 GMT
Agreed. The will of one person has, does and can change the world. That is apparent in both the celebrated and horrid political and cultural events of our time. If Oprah’s millions has made one student a more positive and knowledgeable contributor to humankind, I have nothing but praise. I commend her involvement. She could have just written a check and called it a day. Most people do. Topic: On Ctoads ....
OPHRAH WINFREY: "HOW CAN LOVE SO RIGHT GO SO BAD..."

Agreed. The will of one per...

smidgen — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:45:02 GMT
Agreed. The will of one person has, does and can change the world. That is apparent in both the celebrated and horrid political and cultural events of our time. If Oprah’s millions has made even just one student a more positive and knowledgeable contributor to humankind, I have nothing but praise to extend. I commend her involvement, even from afar, because she could have just written a check and called it a day. Many people do. Topic: On Ctoads ....
OPHRAH WINFREY: "HOW CAN LOVE SO RIGHT GO SO BAD..."

Another winner: "It’s be...

smidgen — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 23:34:58 GMT
Another winner: "It’s become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video." - Ann Coulter. Yeah, the material girl is self promoting and wrong and ...fabulous! A.C. is just foolishly scandalous and clearly limited. She should lay off the hair bleach, it's seeping into her brain. Topic: On Ctoads...
ANN COULTER: ANTI-SEMITE, SHOCK-JOCK OR BIBLICAL SCHOLAR??

Sounds like my father! He ...

smidgen — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 02:09:09 GMT
Sounds like my father! He too is like a great mountain that rises in my soul. With hand and heart he has made my life complete and has been a unwavering source of strength, love and support. He listens, suggests and defends tirelessly and his passion for virtue and vision remains unrivaled. Behind every great woman is an incredible father. I wouldn't be who I am today without mine. Topic: On Ctoads ...
IN LOVING MEMORY OF MY FATHER ....

Much like live television b...

smidgen — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 06:46:23 GMT
Much like live television broadcasts, post the Janet nip slip, these shows desperately need a 5 or 10 second delay. At the very least the audience could be spared of such ad hoc idiocy! This guy should sit in front of a panel of CTOAD heavies and contend with some wrath before he be allowed to proceed as a public voice. As for the caller, I am disgusted. Topic: RAPE IS NOT AS BAD AS CRUELTY TO ANIMALS !!

I can't take credit for thi...

smidgen — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:11:50 GMT
I can't take credit for this quote. Part of a book I am reading, but seems relevant now. As one line from the Upanishads suggests: "People follow different paths, straight or crooked, according to their temperment, depending on which they consider best or most appropriate-and all reach YOU, just as rivers enter the ocean." Topic: For God's Sake !! Submitted by 'Grizz' from Alexandra, New Zealand.

At least, we can give Tyra ...

smidgen — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 05:35:46 GMT
At least, we can give Tyra credit for TZONE, a leadership program she created for teens that helps them resist social pressures and enhances self-empowerment. Almost makes up for some of the crap that comes out of her mouth on her show... But Kate, the 2nd highest paid model in the world AND top 100! A cocaine scandal really made her popular again. The president should be taking notes! Topic: TIME MAGAZINE LAYS REALLY FLAWED EGG ....

At the very least, we can g...

smidgen — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 05:34:31 GMT
At the very least, we can give Tyra credit for TZONE, a leadership program she created for young girls that helps teens resist negative social pressures and enhances self-empowerment. It almost makes up for the some of the crap that comes out of her mouth on her show... But Kate, the 2nd highest paid model in the world AND top 100! A cocaine scandal really made her popular again. The president should be taking notes! Topic: TIME MAGAZINE LAYS REALLY FLAWED EGG ....

Yeah, if I ever get pulled ...

smidgen — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 00:20:02 GMT
Yeah, if I ever get pulled over by a cop...I am just going to roll down my window and say, "don't bother, I have a rash." And I expect him to return to his vehicle! Topic: PARIS HILTON OUT OF JAIL!!

Even more disturbing, Mary ...

smidgen — Tue, 22 May 2007 21:11:13 GMT
Even more disturbing, Mary Jo (the wife who survived Amy's bullet to the head), will likely throw a viewing party for it! After all, she was an integral part of getting Ms. Fisher out of jail early! It's stomach wrenching. The whole thing, just backwards. Topic: JOEY BUTTAFUOCO and AMY FISHER: DO YOU WANT THEM BACK TOGETHER?

You want to be a celebrity?...

smidgen — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 18:26:11 GMT
You want to be a celebrity? Well, then you've voluntarily signed up for public exploitation, right or wrong. If you care about what the public thinks, then watch yourself! He has himself to blame for the message and any information about his failed marriage leaking. There are enough celebs who keep it private....enough....Parents out there should learn lessons from this one. Just wish someone was speaking to the obsurdity of the spoiled child... Topic: ALEC “LOUT” BALDWIN GOES OFF ON (PRIVATE, NONE-OF-OUR-BUSINESS) MESSAGE TO 11 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER.

...why does an 11 year old ...

smidgen — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 19:11:48 GMT
...why does an 11 year old have a cell phone? Nuff said. Topic: ALEC “LOUT” BALDWIN GOES OFF ON (PRIVATE, NONE-OF-OUR-BUSINESS) MESSAGE TO 11 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER.

Don't cry for me American T...

smidgen — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 18:17:42 GMT
Don't cry for me American Texters...the truth is, I never left you.... He'll do his talk show rounds and get a gig with Paul Mitchell. Good news for Simon! There were no boos in the audience last night and he has officially reclaimed Idol. Sanjaya will be forever immortalized on Youtube and will continue to make his fan base of little girls weep. At&t will still make bank in his absence. Topic: WORLD ORDER RESTORED!
SANJAYA IS TOAST!
SIMON RECLAIMS "IDOL" AND AMERICA!
LONG WAITS AT RESERVATIONS, CUSTOMER SERVICE AND TECH. SUPPORT!

Has barns banned you yet?!?...

smidgen — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 22:47:34 GMT
Has barns banned you yet?!?!?! In your world I guess child molesters only offend with their genitals.... But in my world, and with your logic, we would also chop off hands, feet and heads. Moron. Topic: CHILD MOLESTERS: DESTROY THEM OR THROW AWAY THE KEYS!