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You don't have to be kind, considerate or politically correct. Barns certainly wont be! But: don't be stupid, oblique, sophomoric, don't obfuscate and don't be gratuitous about anything (except hyper successful yet tortured souls)..
If you have to look up any of the words in rule #2, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET ALONG WITH YOUR FELLOW CROAKERS AND WITH ME!
PROFANITY is the effort of a feeble mind to express itself forcefully. Thus, it is reserved for me! If YOU are profane, YOU WILL BE DUMPED!
Be smart and creative. Not just clever!
If you have a vendetta, take it someplace else. Hire a lawyer!
You have to be brief and to the point! If you want to, you CAN post the MAGNA CARTA or the complete works of Somerset Maugham with links to wherever if you want to – assuming you can afford to do that! We will charge you!
Tell us who you are! Give us somebody else's name or information or Mickey Mouse stuff? Bad karma! Better read up on the bible, torah, kur'an, kojiki, Suramgamasamadhisutra, Confucious or Mao's little red book. Your croakes™ will be as anonymous as you choose (under some no doubt clever “username” you pick).
Have to give us your email address. We will talk to you by email... if your are worth our while! Give us a Mickey Mouse email address and we will set your sorry behind afloat forever. And tell your closest 1.2 million friends that you are spineless.
TELL US WHAT YOU REALLY THINK AND FEEL! PICK A FIGHT WITH Barns OR ANY OTHER CROAKER™! POST YOUR ERUDITE STUFF ON TOP OF ANY OTHER POST YOU LOVE OR LOVE TO HATE OR YOU JUST WANT TO MESS WITH!
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This gem from 'Grizz', Alexandra, Otago New Zealand...
What is Pakistan up too?

It's time people, for us to ask what the hell is Pakistan up to?? First they build a nuke. Now they've built a missile to fly it! And what response from the west ?? SILENCE.
Yup: not a pep has been heard. Iran builds a nuclear power station and all hell breaks loose, Pakistan build a missile and boasts it will easily reach India carrying a 20 megaton warhead and the silence is deafening. If this doesn't cause a tightening in your chest, I don't know what will. A couple of questions spring to mind:
1. Why does Pakistan need nukes?
2. Who is the target? Will it be Bin Laden and his band of gutless thugs or 40million Indians?
3. What will it take for those nukes to fly ?
Now that he has his nukes on missiles, how long will it be before Musharraf decides he doesn't need the support of the U.S or any body else for that matter to deal with his lawless outlaying provinces?
And here's the real nasty one: HOW LONG BEFORE THE TALIBANIES GET THEIR MURDERING MITTS ON THEM?????

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Grizz ( 501 posts / 14 fights ) from Balclotha, Clutha (New Zealand) on 02/16 at 07:21PM PT

What No bites on this one or is the mere thought to scary to contemplate??

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- chem ( 68 posts / 0 fights ) from Palo Alto, California (United States) on 02/18 at 08:28AM PT
  
  Hello. Barns has been writing about Pakistan for a year or more. I has been and is the most dangerous place in the world. I agree; if Musharraf is stripped of his power or the military is pushed into the background, your worst fears may be realised.
  
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  - Grizz ( 501 posts / 14 fights ) from Balclotha, Clutha (New Zealand) on 02/20 at 11:30PM PT
    
    And greetings to you ,I don't think I'd like to be any where near BARNS right now !! Musharraf is out as I predicted,And the two opposition leaders are talking of forming a coalition Govt If BARNS is correct (and I hope he's not)WW3 is about to get going for real ie The telebarnies with nukes.....
    
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This gem from 'Grizz', Alexandra, Otago New Zealand... What is Pakistan up too?

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This gem from 'Grizz', Alexandra, Otago New Zealand...
What is Pakistan up too?