WOMEN IN BIKINIS MAKE MEN MORE IMPULSIVE!
THIS IS A STUDY JUST PUBLISHED IN ALL MEDIA, ALL OVER THE WORLD: Women in Bikinis Make Men More Impulsive!
"Bikinis and other sexy stimuli can make men more prone to seek immediate gratification — leading to blown diets, budgets and bank accounts, new research suggests."
IF THIS IS NOT THE SINGULARLY STUPIDEST WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY EVER, I JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE CAN BE! SURELY THESE MORONS ARE JOKING!
The only way this could have been made MORE INSIPID would have been if the U.S. Government paid for the “scientific study.”
As is, it was the Aegis Group who paid a couple really misguided researchers at a well reputed University in Belgium for this unbelievably revealing new “finding.”
Next, they will spend real adult dollars to research and conclude that the sun comes up in the East in the Northern hemisphere. That should change how we all see the world.
Morons. Take this from Barns: Men wake up men and go to sleep men. For brief periods of time and infrequently, they are also people. Otherwise, we are just men.
What Do You Think?
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Grizz ( 454 posts / 14 fights ) from Alexandra, Otago (New Zealand) on 06/13 at 10:00PM PT
Depends entirely on the shape of the lady and the size of the Bikini
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Backbiter ( 107 posts / 1 fights ) from West Hollywood, California (United States) on 06/14 at 11:06AM PT
I'm still trying to get a million dollar grant to study whether there is a correlation between alcohol consumption and irresponsible decisions.
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Grizz ( 454 posts / 14 fights ) from Alexandra, Otago (New Zealand) on 06/14 at 06:23PM PT
Let me save you the time and the US a million dollars The answer is YES ,and the more booze consumed the dummer the decision ! Eureka!now I understand George W Bush He's an alcoholic!!
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Backbiter ( 107 posts / 1 fights ) from West Hollywood, California (United States) on 06/14 at 11:24PM PT
Don't forget the coke! Maybe if he were doing drinking and doing coke the world would have been spared.
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Harm ( 116 posts / 0 fights ) from Alexandria, Virginia (United States) on 06/15 at 06:36AM PT
How did you two go from looking at women in bikinis to "Bush lied and people died?" You should spend more time looking at women in bikinis.
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from Den Of Ubiquity, California (United States)
on 06/15 at 06:41AM PTHmmmm. There is our biggest foreign policy blunder.
We need to send tens of thousands of bikini clad women to Iraq (and all other unfriendly Muslim countries --- OK, OK, that would be all Muslim countries)! If U.S. patrols in Iraq were bikini clad women, HAPPY PEACE WOULD CERTAINLY BREAK OUT.
Women would burn their burkas in public!
Kinda like women burning their bras in the U.S.
Now: there would be a cataclysmic change in world affairs.
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