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Den of ubiquity

VIAGRA and CIALIS aka VITAMIN "V" , ARE REGULARLY FOUND IN URINE SAMPLES OF WORLD CLASS ATHLETES!

MAN-OH-MAN: NOTHING IS SACRED ANYMORE! What will they think of next? Just wait. Some bozos will endeavor to put a man on the moon!
This according to the WADA (WORLD ANTI-DOPING AGENCY)...
Next step, likely in 2009, VIAGRA, CIALIS and their ilk WILL BE PUT ON THE ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES LIST FOR ATHLETES COMPETING IN INTERNATIONAL EVENTS.
Some think VITAMIN "V" enhances their athletic performance.
Maybe. Maybe. Or just maybe it makes the athletes using VITAMIN "V" just feel soooooo good about themselves.
VIAGRA, CIALIS et al have become among the MOST PRESCRIBED DRUGS IN THE WORLD. The massive consumption is driven by RECREATIONAL USE!
Do not fear. VITAMIN "V" is still legal for the Beijing Olympics.
We all hope the WADA does not take all the fun out of international athletic events.
For the athletes, anyway.

What Say You?

Harm ( 127 posts / 0 fights ) from Alexandria, Virginia (United States) on 06/26 at 07:49AM PT

Might as well just cancel the Tour De France.

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Backbiter ( 136 posts / 1 fights ) from West Hollywood, California (United States) on 06/25 at 06:53PM PT

For track athletes, Viagra would appears to add to wind drag. Though it would add another dimension to Pole Vaulting.

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- chem ( 68 posts / 0 fights ) from Palo Alto, California (United States) on 06/26 at 07:00AM PT
  
  I was searching for delicate ways to say just that. You have said it better. To be totally truthful, I am glad you said it not me. Seriously, this is yet another agency being officious. The only real issue is what another croaker brought up below. Pfizer is probably very busy coming up with a little pink pill for ladies.
  
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smidgen ( 66 posts / 1 fights ) from Los Angeles, California (United States) on 06/25 at 05:50PM PT

The question is exactly which performance do these want to enhance? Someone needs to get on manufacturing new jock cups asap. Big money people, big.

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- ( 884 posts / 24 fights ) from Den Of Ubiquity, California (United States) on 06/30 at 04:45PM PT
  
  is the "big" a reference to the revenue potential or something else?
  
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Spinner ( 138 posts / 3 fights ) from Sherman Oaks, California (United States) on 06/25 at 05:10PM PT

I, a female athlete, would be really peeved if the boys could not use Vitamin V. However, would expect that the "girls" have a quid pro quo.

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- Rosie ( 16 posts / 0 fights ) from Los Angeles, California (United States) on 06/25 at 05:23PM PT
  
  You go, girl.
  The agencies need to keep their grubby hands out of the athletes' privates.... ahem lives. If the test is unintended side effects of all medications, there will be nobody left alive to compete. Hey. People drop dead from reading about the side effects of the meds they are taking.
  
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  - rachee ( 91 posts / 2 fights ) from London, London (United Kingdom) on 06/25 at 05:26PM PT
    
    Fancy this topic to end my day with. Not bad to start my day with. Send those boys my way if they cannot compete in your games.
    
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    - smidgen ( 66 posts / 1 fights ) from Los Angeles, California (United States) on 06/25 at 05:52PM PT
      
      Just a side note...a topic that loosely touches on lasting erections and a handful of women are the first to respond. Shocker.
      
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