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MAN SELLING PHONY CRACK COCAINE GETS BUSTED! TOO MANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT HIS PRODUCT!

Wilkes Barre, PA lowlife gets busted for selling "SOAP" (literally) while asserting that he was selling CRACK.
HOW DID THE POLICE KNOW TO GO AFTER HIM? Hell: they had complaints from dissatisfied customers! They had to act to protect the consuming public!
Shortly after Barns recovers from hysterical laughter, he will ponder the BIG P.C. QUESTION...
This moron will be prosecuted for "intentional possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver." Clearly, PROCTER & GAMBLE, the makers of Safeguard Soap, are missing the BIG IDEA!!
The next wave of hysterical laughter will come when the Attorney General prosecutes this hapless ENTREPRENEUR for deceptive advertising!
If he had only used fragrance-free Ivory soap....

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PompAdore ( 42 posts / 3 fights ) from Los Angeles, California (United States) on 07/22 at 09:41AM PT

The crime rate may rise slightly due to this mishap. Angry drug addicts trying to hook their next fix will go to any extreme to get what they need... and I guarantee their ideal substance, although they are living on the street with little to no bathing ritual, is not soap.

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- smidgen ( 62 posts / 1 fights ) from Los Angeles, California (United States) on 07/23 at 09:09AM PT
  
  Oh, so that's how you get drugs on an airplane. Smart cookie....
  
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burgermiester ( 81 posts / 5 fights ) from CAMARILLO, California (United States) on 07/21 at 07:55PM PT

Thanks to him I've benn clean for 6 months now.

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- ( 834 posts / 24 fights ) from Den Of Ubiquity, California (United States) on 08/12 at 02:51PM PT
  
  You are a riot. Going to have you arrested.
  
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Backbiter ( 107 posts / 1 fights ) from West Hollywood, California (United States) on 07/18 at 11:18PM PT

Ebay has created a consumer culture based in part upon peer-to-peer reviews. Bad product exposed!

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- ( 834 posts / 24 fights ) from Den Of Ubiquity, California (United States) on 08/12 at 02:52PM PT
  
  You too are a riot. Going to have you arrested as well.
  
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rachee ( 81 posts / 2 fights ) from London, London (United Kingdom) on 07/17 at 05:13PM PT

Oh my. I am going to try to sell soapy water with a bit of petrol as petrol. I have to make it smell right. I will give a gander to making diesel next.

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Rogue ( 10 posts / 0 fights ) from Santa Monica , California (United States) on 07/17 at 04:12PM PT

Give the guy a break! He wanted to make a couple bucks. His cost of goods is low, his product is not hurting anybody. I suggest that they give him a fine for being a street vendor without a license and a city proclamation for doing good deeds.

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- Backbiter ( 107 posts / 1 fights ) from West Hollywood, California (United States) on 07/18 at 11:16PM PT
  
  That was quite a profit margin that's for sure!
  
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MAN SELLING PHONY CRACK COCAINE GETS BUSTED! TOO MANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT HIS PRODUCT!

Wilkes Barre, PA lowlife gets busted for selling "SOAP" (literally) while asserting that he was selling CRACK.HOW DID THE POLICE KNOW TO GO AFTER HIM? Hell: they had complaints from dissatisfied customers! They had to act to protect the consuming public!

What Do You Think?