DID YOU SNEEZE ??

Hello from Barcelona! Barns putting on the miles traveling abroad ....

DID YOU SNEEZE??

The U.S.A. is having a quintessentially Mark Twain experience. In his inimitable words, “The reports of [it’s] death have been greatly exaggerated.”

As it has been for a hundred years, WHEN THE U.S. SNEEZES, THE WORLD CATCHES A COLD! Just ask the big 4 economies of Europe. And Japan, the U.K. AND THE BIG GORRILLAS (no longer in the mist): India and China. They are slipping into major recessions and doing so with vertiginous speed.

Meanwhile, back at OUR RANCH...

The U.S. slipping into a really deep depression. NOT!!

So much doom and gloom from our friends and non-friends, in the U.S. and abroad.

How funny is this: We all cut back on driving just a tad over 1% for two summer months. NOW, OPEC IS TALKING ABOUT THE GLOBAL IMPACT OF CRUDE PRICES CRASHING!

Well done, you all! Crash on!

Unemployment is tolerably low as are interest rates. Inflation, even in narrow “real” terms, is tolerable. GDP is growing well, thank you. Check out our balance of trades and drop a couple tears of joy.

Barns is not shedding tears over the so called “housing crisis.” WHAT A TUBO-CHARGED CROCK OF MANURE! YOU GOT A “LIAR LOAN!” YES, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! So...

1. YOU SHOULD BE FORECLOSED ON. You got a great ride for a year or two and likely came out ahead (after tax) then had you paid rent to somebody. YES! I MEAN YOU! Now, Barns and the rest of us will have to pay for your good fortune.

And ...

2. YOUR LENDER SHOULD GO TO JAIL. All those lying, cheating carpetbaggers belong in federal penitentiaries. The ones with real bars and revolting food and other heinous criminals. Rather, the bastards are ending up with massive golden parachutes and other disgusting exit compensation packages. You and Barns are paying for that!

Yes! We have a banking crisis in the U.S. The simplest suggestion is to limit foreign investment AND jail 45% of bank CEOs. How is this for a thought: discount the value of middle east investments and trade those at RETAIL for oil. Or else...... Barns is playing with the sexy concept of doing just that. Can you just hear the world press when we suck BACK a few trillion dollars from the Saudis and Yemenis and their brethren. And if nothing else, for entertainment value, off with Hugo Morales’ head! Figuratively at least.

That is Barns’ happy rant of the day. Off to overspend some more on everything in Europe. Not for long, though.

The EU caught a really nasty cold when the U.S. sneezed.

Expect the EU, Japan, the UK, India and China to get bedridden for while, until the Euro takes enough antibiotics to again do the trash dance with the ALLMIGHTY DOLLAR!!

What Say You?

DID YOU SNEEZE ??

   
  • Grizz ( 533 posts / 14 fights ) from Balclutha, Clutha (New Zealand) on 09/20 at 04:43PM PT

    If this is what you call a "sneeze"I'd hate to see what happens when the US catches a dose of the Flu!!As Self appointed and (As yet)unopposed World leader , the US Has to take into account what effects it's Economy's Health(or ill health) has on the rest of us, Because as you said "the US sneezes ,and the world catches a cold .....

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    • Grizz ( 533 posts / 14 fights ) from Balclutha, Clutha (New Zealand) on 09/20 at 04:50PM PT

      .....And right now your sneezing is killing us!!Allies and enemies alike. Wall streets jitters are having a catastrophic effect on world markets with the flow on effect hitting the man on the street right in the pocket!!

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      • Barns ( 939 posts / 24 fights ) from Den Of Ubiquity, California (United States) on 09/22 at 07:17AM PT

        Help us out here a bit.

        The U.S. has an obligation to the rest of the world [related to this topic and your posts] how?

        Beyond the self-imposed obligation to spend trillions on foreign aid ... mostly to countries that bite the U.S.'s hand with vigor, often and very publicly?

        While on that, HOW PATHETIC IS IT WHEN THE U.S. GETS ITS BEHIND SPANKED BY ONE OF THOSE COUNTRIES GETTING FOREIGN AID FROM US AND ALL WE CAN DO IS THREATEN TO CUT OFF FOREIGN AID?

        Of course, the U.S. seldom actually cuts off foreign aid.

        Go figure.

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  • Spinner ( 160 posts / 3 fights ) from Sherman Oaks, California (United States) on 09/16 at 06:48AM PT

    Thanks Barns for bringing us back to reality. Looks like you've been doing your homework! Perhaps you should be on Obama's advisory board, thus educating on the real hard facts regarding what's really going on in the US economy. He would be lucky to have you and might even win the election....

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  • rachee ( 105 posts / 2 fights ) from London, London (United Kingdom) on 09/15 at 02:58PM PT

    Gesundheit to all Brits. We sure caught a really nasty flu from you Yanks. Our chancellor of the exchq. warns of a recession we have not seen for sixty years. I do wish, so, that you got very healthy quickly. My pounds don't reach that far anymore.

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  • Grizz ( 533 posts / 14 fights ) from Balclutha, Clutha (New Zealand) on 09/11 at 04:54PM PT

    I thought I was getting away with some comments ,A bit Toooo Easily or lightly.Back to topic, Opec are talking about cutting back production ,Opec leaders say "This is not to keep prices high" YEAH RIGHT!! Funny how this is announced as Oil hits $103Us a Barrel from a high of $160 a few weeks ago!!

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    • Barns ( 939 posts / 24 fights ) from Den Of Ubiquity, California (United States) on 09/12 at 08:56AM PT

      Interesting how the Saudis elected to BREAK WITH OPEC!

      Now ... For a bit of "ordinary" stuff.

      Do you know where a 600# Bengal tiger sleeps?

      The conventional wisdom is ANYWHERE IT WANTS TO.

      Some of us elect to think the same way about the American consumer and its instrument of vengeance: THE AMERICAN ECONOMY.

      Some dogs ("tigers") are best left sleeping, if they so elect.

      Appears this "tiger" is waking up and is rather hungry.

      Phew ....

      Must be jet lagged to write this.

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  • Backbiter ( 214 posts / 1 fights ) from West Hollywood, California (United States) on 09/10 at 10:21PM PT

    Ah, Barns breaks his silence! You missed a lively couple of conventions. I hope you are correct about the economy. The real estate market seems to have experienced a "correction". If you run real estate prices over time through an "inflation calculator", it's not even close to reality.

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    • Barns ( 939 posts / 24 fights ) from Den Of Ubiquity, California (United States) on 09/12 at 09:00AM PT

      Hardly missed those....

      The first, bored Barns to COPIOUS TEARS. Just not into OVERHYPED ORATORY. Barns can deliver the same, essentially on demand, if he can be as shallow, pandering and specious as the candidates.

      The SECOND was a standout inasmuch as it REGISTERED MUCH HIGHER ON THE BOREDOM SCALE.

      But for Palin, who sucked thy air out of the latest OBAMAMANIA event, yawn.

      And, how about PALIN, you all?

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