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This topic was on Ctoads nearly a year ago ... Here it is again:
The most dangerous place on earth!

For 2 years, Barns has been warning that PAKISTAN is the most dangerous place on earth. 170 MIllion population with at least 70 million OUT OF CONTROL, FERVENT, BLOOD THIRSTY, STUCK IN THE 14TH CENTURY MUSLIM FASCISTS!
And then there are those pesky nukes!
And then there is that pesky India to contend with!
And then there is the leader of Al Qaeda, Ayman al-Zawahiri who lives and operates with complete impunity from there.
And perhaps Bin Laden lives there as well, unless he died from kidney failure 3 years ago. (Remember you heard that here first about 2 years ago.)
Readers of Ctoads will recall Barns' ode to the recently fired and disgraced General Pervez Musharaff. Yes. He was/is a bad guy. But: HE WAS OUR BAD GUY!
What now that Pakistan is slipping into anarchy? What happens when the Taliban parades nukes down the streets of Islamabad? What happens if U.S. helicopters pursuing terrorists get shut down by PAKISTANI ARMY?
Heck of a wake up call, albeit a year or two late.

What Do You Think?

This topic was on Ctoads nearly a year ago ... Here it is again:The most dangerous place on earth!

Grizz ( 533 posts / 14 fights ) from Balclutha, Clutha (New Zealand) on 10/08 at 04:44PM PT

With respect to you Barns,I actually think the US is about to become THE MOST DANGEROUS place to be,Between The Russians, The Telebarnies and anyone else who has an axe to grind (most with access to nukes)Add to that lot ,the present financial crisis and your choices for President . The picture of the future is looking a little on the bleak side for the US

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- Grizz ( 533 posts / 14 fights ) from Balclutha, Clutha (New Zealand) on 10/08 at 04:52PM PT
  
  P.S. Got those B52's and B2's Sorted yet they should be in the Air by Now!!
  
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  - ( 939 posts / 24 fights ) from Den Of Ubiquity, California (United States) on 10/08 at 05:25PM PT
    
    Confession time, 'Grizz'
    The sound of B1s and B52s will approximate the fine tones of the greatest R&B ever written, soon enough.
    Nothing like a fine war to set the economy on the right track.
    Iraq is NOT THE RIGHT WAR, unless !!!
    We do grab about 10 billion barrels of crude every day or so!
    Ha ???? You say??? Indeed....
    
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    - Grizz ( 533 posts / 14 fights ) from Balclutha, Clutha (New Zealand) on 10/17 at 12:36PM PT
      
      Imagine for a moment, What Putin, and the rest of the gang of thugs are thinking right now, As America self-destructs right in front of them ,with little or no input from them ! Russia ,Iran etc are sitting back and thinking "this is TOO easy!
      
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      - Grizz ( 533 posts / 14 fights ) from Balclutha, Clutha (New Zealand) on 05/18 at 01:42PM PT
        
        And as the years go by I've seen little to force a change of think on this!
        
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biagion ( 16 posts / 0 fights ) from Roma, Roma (Italy) on 09/23 at 11:28AM PT

Today is day of internationals, no? West Europe better remember the USSR. With much oil and gas and nuclear russian armies can travel fast and long distance quickly.

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kolya ( 27 posts / 0 fights ) from Moscow, Russia (Russian Federation) on 09/23 at 11:20AM PT

You wrong about that. Russia is most dangerous. Want to take over asia and europe again. Be careful U.S. or have a war with Russia.

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- cruzchile ( 14 posts / 0 fights ) from Vina Del Mar, Chile (Chile) on 09/23 at 11:26AM PT
  
  Maybe you are right. Our neighbor Chavez is acting like Castro during Kennedy. Russian bombers in Venezuela is worry causing. Putin is new Stalin.
  
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