Barns MAKES THE RULES !
You don't have to be kind, considerate or politically correct. Barns certainly wont be! But: don't be stupid, oblique, sophomoric, don't obfuscate and don't be gratuitous about anything (except hyper successful yet tortured souls)..
If you have to look up any of the words in rule #2, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET ALONG WITH YOUR FELLOW CROAKERS AND WITH ME!
PROFANITY is the effort of a feeble mind to express itself forcefully. Thus, it is reserved for me! If YOU are profane, YOU WILL BE DUMPED!
Be smart and creative. Not just clever!
If you have a vendetta, take it someplace else. Hire a lawyer!
You have to be brief and to the point! If you want to, you CAN post the MAGNA CARTA or the complete works of Somerset Maugham with links to wherever if you want to – assuming you can afford to do that! We will charge you!
Tell us who you are! Give us somebody else's name or information or Mickey Mouse stuff? Bad karma! Better read up on the bible, torah, kur'an, kojiki, Suramgamasamadhisutra, Confucious or Mao's little red book. Your croakes™ will be as anonymous as you choose (under some no doubt clever “username” you pick).
Have to give us your email address. We will talk to you by email... if your are worth our while! Give us a Mickey Mouse email address and we will set your sorry behind afloat forever. And tell your closest 1.2 million friends that you are spineless.
TELL US WHAT YOU REALLY THINK AND FEEL! PICK A FIGHT WITH Barns OR ANY OTHER CROAKER™! POST YOUR ERUDITE STUFF ON TOP OF ANY OTHER POST YOU LOVE OR LOVE TO HATE OR YOU JUST WANT TO MESS WITH!
WE ARE EQUAL OPPORTUNITY CYNICS HERE!!
See rule #1? Don’t like it? You’ll get all of Barns' size 13 attitude up YOUR attitude.

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This gem from 'Spinner', Sherman Oaks, CA.
AIG Execs PROCEED WITH Exclusive Retreat !!

Just a few days after the AIG bail out, a select group of executives go on an exclusive California retreat to the Ritz Carlton overlooking the bluff of the Pacific Ocean.
The cost is only $440,000! DESPICABLE. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING - OBVIOUSLY THEY WEREN'T.
They were thinking about a way to rip us off for the additional half million!

What Say You?

This gem from 'Spinner', Sherman Oaks, CA.AIG Execs PROCEED WITH Exclusive Retreat !!

Grizz ( 533 posts / 14 fights ) from Balclutha, Clutha (New Zealand) on 10/17 at 11:59AM PT

Not wanting to play the "Holier than thou" card , But here in NZ, You try that crap and you end up in a guest house alright ,but it's called JAIL!! We have had a similar case here ,With a CEO of a Finance company giving himself and a select group of execs a large severance package when the company failed , the courts took it back and......

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- Grizz ( 533 posts / 14 fights ) from Balclutha, Clutha (New Zealand) on 10/17 at 12:08PM PT
  
  .....are now going after his family trust!!And he and his mates are up on fraud,theft and other charges.Jail will be there new address for many years to come!!That's how you treat Con men We don't bail them out And we sure as hell don't let them have a weekend retreat !!
  
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headnut ( 12 posts / 1 fights ) from Whicita Falls, Kansas (United States) on 10/10 at 01:40PM PT

The FBI should have raided their party and arrested all of them. How are these people better than bank robbers? They are not. They belong in prison. Short and simple.

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jordy ( 14 posts / 0 fights ) from Miami, Florida (United States) on 10/10 at 01:35PM PT

Hello there. I am not surprised at this. Remember these are the same people who stole many billions dollars of your money already. If they have the gall to do that, a few hundred thousand more quid is hardly a big deal at all. A thief is a thief. They are really big thieves. Can you imagine them congratulating each other for fleecing your government out of many billions more? I can.

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( 939 posts / 24 fights ) from Den Of Ubiquity, California (United States) on 10/09 at 09:49AM PT

For your information ....
Barns asked to be heard at their next stockholders meeting. Bastards!!

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- Grizz ( 533 posts / 14 fights ) from Balclutha, Clutha (New Zealand) on 10/15 at 12:29PM PT
  
  Good luck on that one !! But even if you get to have your say ,I feel the old saying "Turning a deaf ear" will apply
  
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Harm ( 171 posts / 0 fights ) from Alexandria, Virginia (United States) on 10/09 at 09:46AM PT

I will never understand why stockholders and regulators put up with this sort of abuse. This is spitting in the face of you and me, the people who gave them billions to save their sorry asses.

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( 939 posts / 24 fights ) from Den Of Ubiquity, California (United States) on 10/08 at 05:15PM PT

They belong in a federal penitentiary not at the Ritz Carlton.

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