Barns MAKES THE RULES !
You don't have to be kind, considerate or politically correct. Barns certainly wont be! But: don't be stupid, oblique, sophomoric, don't obfuscate and don't be gratuitous about anything (except hyper successful yet tortured souls)..
If you have to look up any of the words in rule #2, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET ALONG WITH YOUR FELLOW CROAKERS AND WITH ME!
PROFANITY is the effort of a feeble mind to express itself forcefully. Thus, it is reserved for me! If YOU are profane, YOU WILL BE DUMPED!
Be smart and creative. Not just clever!
If you have a vendetta, take it someplace else. Hire a lawyer!
You have to be brief and to the point! If you want to, you CAN post the MAGNA CARTA or the complete works of Somerset Maugham with links to wherever if you want to – assuming you can afford to do that! We will charge you!
Tell us who you are! Give us somebody else's name or information or Mickey Mouse stuff? Bad karma! Better read up on the bible, torah, kur'an, kojiki, Suramgamasamadhisutra, Confucious or Mao's little red book. Your croakes™ will be as anonymous as you choose (under some no doubt clever “username” you pick).
Have to give us your email address. We will talk to you by email... if your are worth our while! Give us a Mickey Mouse email address and we will set your sorry behind afloat forever. And tell your closest 1.2 million friends that you are spineless.
TELL US WHAT YOU REALLY THINK AND FEEL! PICK A FIGHT WITH Barns OR ANY OTHER CROAKER™! POST YOUR ERUDITE STUFF ON TOP OF ANY OTHER POST YOU LOVE OR LOVE TO HATE OR YOU JUST WANT TO MESS WITH!
WE ARE EQUAL OPPORTUNITY CYNICS HERE!!
See rule #1? Don’t like it? You’ll get all of Barns' size 13 attitude up YOUR attitude.

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WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE (HYPER) TALKING HEADS??

Something strange is up when all the HYPER TALKING HEADS GO SOUTH at the same time! Witness:
Rush Limbaugh shoots his mouth off (again) and makes news for --- shooting his mouth off (again).
President Obama makes news for --- finally taking a break from his DAILY “we are really, really, really screwed” (setting our expectations lower than low) speeches. But does make Nixonian call to N.Y. Times: "I am not a socialist!"
Pelosi and Reed scream obscenities at each other. No big deal. Just feeble minds attempting to express themselves forcefully.
Republican Leadership, well, I would comment on them if I could identify any of them!
Barbie (doll) makes news on her 50th birthday. She got a tattoo for her big day!
Otherwise, not much.
Just Citicorp which finally made a profit last quarter.Barns wants to see the cost accounting for the DOLLARS YOU GAVE/LOANED those good people.
Ooops.
This is not a joke: you GAVE/LOANED money to a bank (kinda) owned by Saudis...
Anything else in the news worth croaking about?
What Say You?

WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE (HYPER) TALKING HEADS??

Backbiter ( 214 posts / 1 fights ) from West Hollywood, California (United States) on 03/11 at 11:14PM PT

Rush is a gigantic talking head (pill head who also has a gigantic head). But, does a radio guy actually qualify as a talking head?

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( 939 posts / 24 fights ) from Den Of Ubiquity, California (United States) on 03/12 at 08:51AM PT

He is a talking everything. And all the time. All talk, all the time. Sober or not.

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Backbiter ( 214 posts / 1 fights ) from West Hollywood, California (United States) on 03/12 at 11:03PM PT

I think he is funny in some ways. Though, like many influential people, a false prophet on many levels.

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