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If you have to look up any of the words in rule #2, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET ALONG WITH YOUR FELLOW CROAKERS AND WITH ME!
PROFANITY is the effort of a feeble mind to express itself forcefully. Thus, it is reserved for me! If YOU are profane, YOU WILL BE DUMPED!
Be smart and creative. Not just clever!
If you have a vendetta, take it someplace else. Hire a lawyer!
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NAZI POPE EITHER REALLY STUPID OR JUST INTELLECTUALLY DISHONEST!

How embarrassing! The (un)Holy Father is damned near weepy soft on pedophile (bastards) priests. Now he speaks out AGAINST DISTRIBUTING CONDOMS IN CATASTROPHICALLY AIDS RAVAGED AFRICA.
In fact, the misguided pontiff stated that the distribution of condoms in Africa exacerbates the AIDS epidemic.
Abstinence is the answer, according to the Holy (virgin-priest ?) Father.
Question to your holiness: when was the last time any SIGNIFICANT group of POST PUBESCENT PEOPLE have been able to practice abstinence?
Survey your own priests, your holiness! If you can get them to “come clean” – you won’t – many/most of them will fess up to not being virgins.
Amazing. Really amazing. How can such an enlightened man be so religiously myopic?
Nah. Just CRITICALLY INTELLECTUALLY DISHONEST!

What Say You?

NAZI POPE EITHER REALLY STUPID OR JUST INTELLECTUALLY DISHONEST!

Grizz ( 533 posts / 14 fights ) from Balclutha, Clutha (New Zealand) on 03/20 at 01:56PM PT

A true case of"Do as I say, Not as I do"My Question is When will the world WAKE UP to the fact, You are being Coned on a grand scale!!

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- Harm ( 171 posts / 0 fights ) from Alexandria, Virginia (United States) on 03/20 at 03:05PM PT
  
  How about the 1.4 billion nice and moderate Muzlims in the world who say nothing, do nothing other than migrate farther and farther back into the 12 th century.
  
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  - Grizz ( 533 posts / 14 fights ) from Balclutha, Clutha (New Zealand) on 03/21 at 01:12PM PT
    
    That's 1.4 billion suckers, Who like 'Christians' need a crutch to lean on .They allow somebody to tell them how to live their lives and what to believe.
    
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rachee ( 105 posts / 2 fights ) from London, London (United Kingdom) on 03/20 at 08:56AM PT

You people are really not keen on the Pope and the entire religion, it seems. How about you agree that this is opium for the people. Cheers.

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- Grizz ( 533 posts / 14 fights ) from Balclutha, Clutha (New Zealand) on 03/20 at 01:53PM PT
  
  But at what cost to those people?
  
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Backbiter ( 214 posts / 1 fights ) from West Hollywood, California (United States) on 03/19 at 11:18PM PT

When are Catholic people going to rise against this baloney! I was raised Catholic (not superstitious now) and the truth is that most Catholics do not believe any of this kind of stuff. The Pope is not relevant today at all.

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- ( 939 posts / 24 fights ) from Den Of Ubiquity, California (United States) on 03/20 at 08:41AM PT
  
  Somebody ought to tell him that.
  
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  - Backbiter ( 214 posts / 1 fights ) from West Hollywood, California (United States) on 03/20 at 08:45PM PT
    
    I think I just did.
    
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- Harm ( 171 posts / 0 fights ) from Alexandria, Virginia (United States) on 03/20 at 08:51AM PT
  
  How do you propose to have 1.5 billion catholics rise up against that big financial machine?
  
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  - rachee ( 105 posts / 2 fights ) from London, London (United Kingdom) on 04/15 at 05:05PM PT
    
    I would love to comment on that, really. I would but for I am not understanding you at all. Sorry, mate. May just be the lateness of the hour on my side of the pond.
    
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