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Polanski to Enjoy Gstaad this winer ....

Is it Barns?
Anybody else repulsed by the latest move by the Swiss Justice Ministry to move Polanski to his $4.5 Million ski chalet in Gstaad while they are deciding wether to extradite him to Los Angeles to stand trial for the rape (under aggravated circumstances) of a 13 year old girl?
Question: have any of you been in Gstaad?
Question #2: if you have, did you see anybody there - other than the locals - who ever ask how much things cost?
No! Gstaad is lovely and is home to the most beautiful people on earth during the ski season.
And now to Roman Polanski.
Some people associated with this are morally bankrupt. Send the bastard back to L.A. County Jail while he is tried for that heinous rape. And then to State Prison if convicted. Or back to Gstaad, if he gets away with the brutal rape of a 13 year old girl.
If they will have him in Gstaad, feel free to assume that Barns will never step foot there again....
Oh.... Just the most ordinary of questions: If YOU or Barns for that matter, were a fugitive from California justice accused of aggravated rape of a 13 year old, how long do you think you and Barns would have lasted on Swiss soil?
Here is your answer.
Barns has been in Switzerland many times and has sufficient knowledge of the workings of the system of justice there. You and Barns would have lasted precisely one Patek Phillipe minute plus the time to transport us to Kloten Airport in Zurich.
Oh yes. Polanski was indicted on six felony counts, including rape by use of drugs, child molestation and sodomy, but he pleaded guilty to the lesser charge of unlawful sexual intercourse. What a guy and so talented too.
Arghhh. He is a good, no great director. Just give him another award and let the man enjoy the winter in Gstaad. P.S. Barns has NOT seen any Polanski movie since his arrest for the rape. And that was BEFORE Barns fathered his first child. A daughter.

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Polanski to Enjoy Gstaad this winer ....

Spinner ( 160 posts / 3 fights ) from Sherman Oaks, California (United States) on 12/01 at 04:26PM PT

I agree he is a horrible person. They should lock him up and throw away the key. To put him under house arrest is a very poor consolation for the crimes he committed. How can he be honored with a lifetime achievement award. What is the film industry thinking - the whole thing is disgusting and embarassing. Should the lady who was assaulted have a say in the matter? Absolutely, unequivocally YES.

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CToads 46 ( 72 posts / 2 fights ) from Beverly Hills, California (United States) on 12/01 at 10:41AM PT

your right! He is a awful person and deserves to be punished. One question...would his victim be forced to relive her experience publicly again. What would that do to the life she has created. It should be her choice.

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