I SLEPT WITH TIGER WOODS! DID YOU?
OK. OK. I did not sleep with Woods...
But I could have made that assertion.
AND I could have run that by one of the [NOT INVOLVED] attorneys who KNOW everything related to Woods’ bad dream.
And/or any newspaper or broadcaster (all are tabloids when it comes to this salacious stuff), who have absolute first hand knowledge about everything related to Woods’ bad dream.
I might have received a cool $Million or more by now! At this writing, Barns feels a bit left out of the Tiger Woods bailout program.
I ask you all: how and why is this any of our business? Why are millions feeding at the media trough demanding to know? Why does Woods have any obligation to share his personal life with you and me?
Oh yes. Barns has been peppered with the right of FANS and CONSUMERS of Woods endorsed products to KNOW everything about Woods.
Arghhh... Perhaps Barns leads a remote life. He has yet to see anybody forced to buy a NIKE golf shirt, a Buick, get an AT&T account and so on. If that is still true, then how about all us fine consumers exercising our rights to buy what we want without our behavior being framed in context of Tiger sleeping around.
By the way, Barns for one is really not interested if Mrs. Woods used his 9 iron to drive him out of the house or extricate him from his wrecked SUV. Well, not beyond maybe sending the woman some flowers with a “you go girl” card.
Wait! According to all those VERY WELL INFORMED SOURCES, Mrs. Woods appears to have secured a rather meaningful paycheck as a result of whatever happened. If so, I will ask her to send me some flowers.
What Do You Think?
I SLEPT WITH TIGER WOODS! DID YOU?
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Spinner ( 160 posts / 3 fights ) from Sherman Oaks, California (United States) on 12/07 at 02:58PM PT
No, TW doesn't owe us anything. However, he should go public with is affairs simply out of respect for his wife and children. Yes, monetarily Elin will benefit from the multiple millions she will receive, but is she "whole" with her mega millions? I say his family has a long difficult road ahead of them. If Kobe survived his scandal, TW should survive quite well. Elin should take the money and run.